Some Funny Jokes Catch it up 4 a Moment !!!!

• God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother.
Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
• Little birdy in the sky, You look up and it shits in your eye. You don't mind and you don't cry, You just thank God that cows don't fly.
• What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."
• There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed and of course a donkey to pay her bills!!
• God made Coke, God made Pepsi, God made ME, so damm SEXY! God made rivers, God made LAKES, God made U, well everybody makes MISTAKES!!
• A small kid wrote to SANTA CLAUSE, "send me a brother". Santa wrote back, "send me ur mother".
• Salesman: Sir, this computer will cut your workload by 50%.Santa: That's great, I'll take two of them.
• An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa shouted: Kya nishana lagaya hai! .
• I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.
• When somebody who's deeply in love with u tells u that you're cute, beautiful and angelic, I agree. That's true, believe me, I swear coz love is blind.
• Words begin with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do, re, mi and friendship begins with U and ME!
• Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!
• Here's to the bright New Year and a fond farewell to the old; here's to the things that are yet to come and to the memories that we hold.
• Wishing u 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of fun, 365 days of laughter, 8760 hrs of Gud luck, 525600 min of joy, 31536000 secs of success in 2005 & always.
• May the New Year bring with it new colors of joy, new hues of happiness & new tints of success. Sending u a spectrum of wishes 2 brighten ur days.
• Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?A: Because they advertised 'free delivery'
• Friendship is an onion. It has many layers in it. Adds taste to your life, but if you try to cut it you will get nothing but tears!
• Love is painful, it is true; not to love is painful too.. But it gives a greater pain to love and not to be loved again.
• Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
• I wanted to kill the most sweetest, smartest and most beautiful person on earth. ...Then I thought SUICIDE is crime under sec 309 IPC
• I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised that loving a friend is even better; v lose ppl v love but v never lose true friends.
• May the Christmas brings smiles at ur doorstep, joy in ur heart and luv n togetherness of friends n family in ur home. Merry Christmas!
• When you are counting all your friends, the oldest, the best & the new...I wud like to stand by ur side & say two little words..."ME TOO"
• If u were going to die soon & had only one phone call u could make, who would u call & what would u say? And why are u waiting?
• U may be out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always b special 2 me.
• Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U.
• Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold onHave you ever wondered what is college life about...its about those firsts for so many...the first independence,the first bike,the first cell,the first night out,the first crush,the first girl friend,the first kiss,the first break up,the first smoke,the first vodka,the first debonair,the first project,the first call letter,the first look of pride in parents' eyes,the first feeling of responsibility,the first of so many and then finally the last gud bye.Maths Teacher:If u have 12 chocolates & u give 5 to Leena,3 to Tina & 4 to Meena, then what will you get? Student:3 New Girlfriends.The road to success is not straight.There is a curve called failure,a loop called confusion, speed bumps called bad friends,Red lights called enemies. But there are also Caution lights called family,Green lights called friends and if you have a spare called determination, an engine called perseverance, insurance called faith, A driver called confidence, You can make it to the place called SUCCESS!